This paradox of vision - the genius of youthful ignorance - is nothing new. Had Bill Gates not been in diapers in the early days of computer software, he might have understood that there could never be a market for consumer software - but the 19-year-old Gates went ahead and cofounded Microsoft.

Steven Levy

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

Amy Poehler

I used to work with mentally disabled people when I was 18 or 19, changing diapers and catheters. I was working, like, 16 hour night shifts, having to distribute meds and go capture people who would break out of the house. Sometimes they'd have seizures, and we'd have to rush them to the hospital. That was an interesting time, very humbling.

Anderson Paak

Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.

Andrew Lincoln

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.

Ang Lee

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

Barbara Johnson

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

Barbara Steele

As we have seen again and again, when Amazon doesn't get the economic conditions from suppliers that it seeks, it simply goes its own way. In the book business, that has meant publishing its own titles under the various Kindle imprints. Now it's making diapers.

Brad Stone

Bryan and I plan to use reusable diapers. There are a lot more options than before. We know it won't be as convenient, but we want to do it to help the planet.

Brie Bella

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

Bubba Watson

I'm like a Mr. Mom. I get up and help out, getting the milk together and changing diapers. I've even learned to mix baby formulas and stuff like that.

Bushwick Bill

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

Chance The Rapper

I was in diapers when my parents left me with the babysitter to participate in an armored car robbery. They never came home.

Chesa Boudin

Moms get their fair share of conflicting advice, with a heaping of unsolicited advice. Parents debate the pros/cons of different types of disposable diapers, whether the supposed carcinogens in Johnson & Johnson baby products hurt their kids who used it, which method of sleep training to use.

Christine Tsai

As an older dad who grew up in a rural culture in the South, certain things were expected of women, and that included raising the children. But I think it's just as important for the father to give the baths, to hug, to change the diapers, to tell the stories.

Clyde Edgerton

I learned real fast that you need to have a plan of action when changing diapers, or it can get dicey fast.

Coy Bowles

I'm a good dad. I'm an evolved dad. You know, you see a lot of guys when they're in training camp, they go off, do their own thing. But I'm in the midst of it. Swim lessons? I'm there. Changing diapers, teething, doctor's appointments, I'm there 24/7.

Demetrious Johnson

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Don Marquis

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.

Esther Williams

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Felix Baumgartner

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.

Geraldo Rivera