If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
It ain't over till it's over.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
The future ain't what it used to be.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
It gets late early out there.
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot by watching.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
I never said most of the things I said.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
I never said half the things I said.
If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
Pair up in threes.
I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
We have deep depth.
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
I guess I've got a smart wife.
