I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.
Seth Rogen
I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.
I'm so good at procrastinating.
I love cold weather.
People constantly make pop-culture references. That's why it's called popular culture, because people are aware of it and reference it constantly.
I'm a complete coward in real life.
I'm proud to say that I've never had a normal job. I started doing stand-up when I was in high school, purely as a measure to never get a proper job.
I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.
Really, if I'm honest, sci-fi is where my sensibility instinctively goes - I'm a big comic-book fan.
I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.
I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.
Most comedy comes out of misery.
I'm intimidated anytime I work with someone who's directly outside my very insulated group of friends.
My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.
The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.
People recognise me and come up to me sometimes, but I'm not like George Clooney.
If you ask most high schoolers who Bruce Lee is, they will say that it someone they sit next to in English class.
My high school years were exactly like 'Superbad.'
It is always exciting when you find someone who is really enthusiastic about being half of a comedy team.
I mean, I love Comic-Con.
I'm not really a goal-oriented guy.
After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.
I'm not the most in-tune guy with what is getting nominated and winning awards in general.
I know most people don't like their jobs very much and don't get a lot of personal satisfaction from their jobs. That's something that I really do get a lot of.
To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.
I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support.
Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies.
I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them.
You look at CG sometimes and its terrible. You look at CG sometimes and its great.
I eat well, and I exercise.
I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.
Trying to constantly get yourself into movies is extremely stressful and sometimes just impossible.
I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.
There is a certain security in having a great supporting cast.
With me, I probably work a lot more than people assume I do, but people don't realize how much work goes into writing and producing and making a movie.
It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of.
A TV show is constant work, which is the great thing about it.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Life, as I see it, is R-rated.
I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots.
I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.
I'll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That's all I need to know.
I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community.
My mom's a social worker, and my dad works in non-profit organisations.
You don't have to put dresses in a movie to make girls like it.
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is the funniest guy ever.'
The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.
I guess it's a kind of a goal for any actor to be the lead of a movie. Not for ego reasons, but because it is creatively the biggest challenge.
You don't often see fight scenes with people who have no idea how to fight.
I don't weigh myself.
