I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

A miniature poodle is not not a dog just because it's miniature.

Alan Stern

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

Brad Garrett

We heard about people who went backstage at dog shows with scissors and cut parts of a poodle's hair off to sabotage the dog.

Christopher Guest

When you come into our house, you get a flavor for our life, our travels, our kids, our 18-year-old poodle who is like, blind, deaf and incontinent but so happy.

Debi Mazar

I still can't believe that I went on 'The Colbert Report' myself; for the appearance I wore a lot of makeup, my hair was curled like a poodle's, and I could barely breathe in my Spanx undergarments. But, hey - an authoress has to lean in, right?

Edan Lepucki

I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.

Erin Moran

Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.

Evan Peters

I wrote a techno song about the four things I love in Germany to make myself happy, which are my grandfather, my two poodle pets, bread, and a strange but delicious Turkish dish called Doener Kebab.

Flula Borg

We've been tinkering with nature for tens of thousands of years - look at a poodle! So we've created all sorts of organisms and biological things that wouldn't be here were it not for us.

Frances Arnold

Our dog, Comet, is a Lab/poodle mix. She's goofy and silly and sweet.

Garth Stein

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

Gene Simmons

Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

George Jean Nathan

If I need to take a break from work, I'll just Google dogs that are up for adoption in L.A. I really want a poodle mix, and I want to name her Rita. That's my dream, and one day it's going to happen.

Georgia King

When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time.

Heidi Klum

This is my own little rock theory: In my mind, Nirvana slayed the hair bands. They shot the top off the poodles.

Henry Rollins

It's only over time that you get to exploring or adding nuances to the character. Like my part in 'Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara' - I am so not the person who wears high heels and totters about like a poodle.

Kalki Koechlin

I have two poodles - I'm a poodle person.

Kathryn Newton

I usually go to sleep with wet hair. When I wake up, it either has a really pretty wave, or I look like a poodle.

Madison Beer

I don't know that we ever overcome doubt. We just have to remember that it's more than likely a poodle in the bushes and not a grizzly bear.

Michael McDonald