When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
Red Buttons
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
