I've had people - I've seen people do routines that I knew they didn't take from me but they had - because for whatever reason I had stopped doing it a long time ago. There's no way they would have heard this bit. But it ends up being pretty much the same thing.

Paul F. Tompkins

Obviously a president can't rule as a king and ban all guns. But I think we need a president who is going to make sure that there is gun control and that people still feel like their freedoms are intact.

Paul F. Tompkins

Freedom Who Us

You can make me laugh at a thing that I think is horrific. You can make me laugh at a thing that affects me personally. But if you've done your homework and you've gone about it the right way, it will still be funny.

Paul F. Tompkins

Work Home Funny

When I first started doing stand-up back in Philadelphia, the idea of being a professional writer was completely beyond me. It didn't even occur to me that that was something you could do.

Paul F. Tompkins

Art You Writer

I love clothing, and I love fashion, but I think that there is too much pedantry in fashion, and saying, 'You have to wear all of these things together; you can't button this button.' You know, all of that kind of stuff.

Paul F. Tompkins

Love You Yin

When the response to comedy becomes cheering instead of laughing, that is so irritating. It's the worst.

Paul F. Tompkins

Worst Tin Tea

Writing a book is something I actually feel like I could do. I don't know when that would happen, but I feel like if the right idea strikes, whether it be short stories or a novel or even a memoir that would be more substantial than most of the comedian memoirs people put out where it's big font and all the chapters are like ten pages long.

Paul F. Tompkins

Age Writing Would

I have a friend who only buttons the bottom button of his suit jacket, which you're not supposed to do. 'Supposed to do.' But it's his thing, and it's his personal style, and it's like you've got to honor that. People can do whatever they want.

Paul F. Tompkins

You Who Which

I'm not afraid of you, 'American Idol.'

Paul F. Tompkins

You T Rican

I think that a lot of times Mr. Peanutbutter is absolutely speaking directly to the audience and saying basic, human truths that we need to hear.

Paul F. Tompkins

Truth Time Yin

I've had people - I've seen people do routines that I knew they didn't take from me but they had - because for whatever reason I had stopped doing it a long time ago. There's no way they would have heard this bit. But it ends up being pretty much the same thing.

Paul F. Tompkins

Time Would Whatever

I always wanted to be a performer.

Paul F. Tompkins

Ways Way Wanted

You can find nice clothes that suit your style at any number of places - Goodwill, Salvation Army, stores like that. They're all over the place. If you put in the time, you can find good stuff at decent prices.

Paul F. Tompkins

Time Good Your

Elections are so crazy.

Paul F. Tompkins

T Elections Election

My first car was a 2011 Mini Cooper, because I only learned to drive in 2010.

Paul F. Tompkins

Car Use Us

I do think I'm terrific at giving advice. Although in our hearts we usually know what we should do. It's rare that you get in a situation in life where you don't know how to proceed. You know the thing you should do, but don't want to.

Paul F. Tompkins

Life Art You

Being in Los Angeles, I've had access to some of the best improvisers around and I really study them and what they do. It really it just about listening and what you can add to it.

Paul F. Tompkins

You Us UN

The thing you have to be on guard against, more than anything, is self-sabotage. You have to make sure you're not your own worst enemy.

Paul F. Tompkins

Age Your You

As much as I love live performance and as much fun as it can be to travel around, it really is nice to be able to stay at home and make a living and pay the mortgage and spend time with my wife.

Paul F. Tompkins

Travel Time Love

Politics is a thing that is kind of the same over and over and over again. But we have to find new ways of poking fun at it and letting the air out of people and satirizing things that are worthy of satire.

Paul F. Tompkins

Politics Worthy Worth

When Huell Howser died, James Adomian had done Huell Howser for years. As crazy as that impression was, James genuinely loved Huell Howser.

Paul F. Tompkins

Love Years Year

More than just a sobering history lesson, 'Angry Birds' is a beautiful game. It's absolutely lovely.

Paul F. Tompkins

People are going to hire you, or they're not, and there's only so much you can do to hedge your bets.

Paul F. Tompkins

If you pay attention, stand-up can be great improv training ground. But one of the things that helped me the most was doing warm-up for the 'Mr. Show' tapings way back when.

Paul F. Tompkins

I don't find monkeys inherently funny.

Paul F. Tompkins

Look, we have long known that birds and pigs are mortal enemies. That's just the way of the world. Birds hate pigs.

Paul F. Tompkins

From a personal standpoint I really like that Bernie Sanders is making so much noise.

Paul F. Tompkins

What I love about improv so much is that we are all discovering it at roughly the same time. The performers are maybe, what, a half second ahead of the audience? There's very little lag time. I think of a thing, I say it, then the audience is laughing and it all happened in a second.

Paul F. Tompkins

It's important for us all to elect people not just on blind party loyalty. We've got to really examine what candidates say and do.

Paul F. Tompkins

Nobody held a gun to my head and forced me to write recaps about the tenth season of 'American Idol.' Although I feel like someone must have and I just forgot about it.

Paul F. Tompkins

How did we kill time before smartphones? I honestly can't recall. I have a vague recollection of flipping through magazines in waiting-room-type situations, but what did we do, say, in line at the post office? Waiting for a bus? Waiting for someone to meet us at a restaurant? I mean, did we just look around or something?

Paul F. Tompkins

I don't know grammar but I do know that I love playing games on my phone.

Paul F. Tompkins

Happy Days,' 'Laverne & Shirley,' 'Mork & Mindy' - it takes no effort at all to conjure, physically, the profound excitement I felt watching these shows in prime time. I remember sitting on the floor, too close to the TV, rapt.

Paul F. Tompkins

I loved Garry Marshall. The television shows he created in the '80s were the most deeply important entertainment of my childhood.

Paul F. Tompkins

Fonzie was impossibly cool.

Paul F. Tompkins

Mork, played by Robin Williams, was my introduction to improv, and my first real peek behind the curtain of television production; I had seen Williams riffing on 'The Tonight Show' and soon put it together that certain scenes with Mork were not scripted.

Paul F. Tompkins

It seems the more shallow and mean the candidates are the more they rise in the polls.

Paul F. Tompkins

When I go in to 'Comedy Bang Bang,' I'll go in most of the time with some beats of where we're going with the idea. Everything else is improvised. Nothing is scripted. A lot of times I'll go in there with nothing and it's just conversation with the character.

Paul F. Tompkins

When I started my own podcast, I realized I definitely wanted to do characters.

Paul F. Tompkins

Ultimately, some of these things I did not get paid for, they did not further my career, they were done just for fun.

Paul F. Tompkins

Part of our job is to dig deep and rediscover the joy that we had when we were first starting out. Also, when you gain responsibility, if you are the host of a TV show and you have responsibilities as a producer and a writer and so forth, you then have to deal with the mechanics of it, which is not always fun.

Paul F. Tompkins

Some people just want to make up the funny things and play pretend.

Paul F. Tompkins

I'm fascinated by people who can keep who they are in the midst of this business, which is all about not only pretending to be other people, but also that perception of who you are and how successful you are and your standing in the business.

Paul F. Tompkins

The old Johnny Carson 'Tonight Show' was great in that he was so good with the guests, and it was not about him. I think he was very smart in realizing 'I have plenty of screentime on this show. I do my monologue and we do sketches and stuff like that.' During the interview, he really made it about trying to bring the best thing out of the guest.

Paul F. Tompkins

What I do with impressions, I try not to be mean-spirited. To me, it's just about being silly.

Paul F. Tompkins

Cake Boss, I guess, has been made aware of my impression and finds it amusing and recognizes that it's not a completely accurate impersonation of who he is in his daily life. He seems to be a good sport about it.

Paul F. Tompkins

The ideas that you find funny and the things that you are offering to an audience are tied up with who you are and your soul and your heart.

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy Bang! Bang!' has meant so much to me over the years, and has brought me so much and so many new fans.

Paul F. Tompkins

A big difference between podcasts and radio is the intimacy. Radio oftentimes feels big and loud. To me, podcasting is closest to that weird late night stuff, whether it's late night love song request lines, or it's some talk radio show where you feel like you're the only person listening to it.

Paul F. Tompkins

I always like things that shrink the world for me, that make me feel a strange connection, not just to the person that I'm listening to but to the world.

Paul F. Tompkins

In an effort to devote more time, energy and focus to fewer projects, I've had to make some tough decisions, and one such decision was 'retiring' from 'Speakeasy.'

Paul F. Tompkins