By the time I left the bar, I was 30. I was a dishwasher. They call it a bar-back, but essentially, I washed dishes for a living. I had no high-school diploma, I had no agent, and my literary successes were non-existent... but it was the only thing I ever wanted to do, so I did feel trapped.

Patrick deWitt

All of my close friends are emotional train wrecks. This is what makes our lives interesting - constantly doubting ourselves, worrying, wondering if we've made a mistake. Could we have done better? Are we good people? Are we bad people?

Patrick deWitt

Good Yin Wrecks

If you're not riddled with doubt, you've probably done something wrong.

Patrick deWitt

You Wrong Wit

I don't necessarily want to make people stomp and clap. I simply want to engage people.

Patrick deWitt

Age Want Tom

'The Sisters Brothers' started out as a little bit of dialogue between these two men who became Eli and Charlie Sisters.

Patrick deWitt

Men Art Who

Bernie Madoff is probably more nuanced then I'm giving him credit for, but I just couldn't get under his skin.

Patrick deWitt

Us UN Then

I am a homebody, something that lends itself to my profession.

Patrick deWitt

Home Thing Thin

Looking around, I saw so many unhappy adults, people who loathed their jobs, and I didn't want to be one of them.

Patrick deWitt

Who Want Unhappy

I've got a publicist at Houghton Mifflin Harcourt who's been working little miracles for me, but it's true the budgets aren't what they once were in terms of advertisement and book tours.

Patrick deWitt

Work Men Working

I heard somewhere that whenever you write a book, people will ask you One Question about it over and over. And while I'm no expert in these matters, this is proving to be true. My first book dealt with a not-that-pleasant degenerate type, and the One Question was, 'Is this an autobiographical story?'

Patrick deWitt

You Write Wit

My interest in words and literature is always changing. And every day of work is different, and it doesn't feel laborious in the way that, say, washing dishes did. I'm quite happy to be doing what I'm doing, and I feel very lucky.

Patrick deWitt

Work Words Word

I think of myself as somebody who, in a moment-to-moment way, I'm quite happy. But I think I am a bit doubtful and wary of true happiness, and, like a lot of my friends, there's been a good degree of self-sabotage.

Patrick deWitt

War Mom Men

I know a lot of people who use the Internet really wisely. It enriches their lives in some way.

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Wisely Wise Who

Many's the dead author whose body of work has been marred by overzealous publishers or family members. If this happens to me, I vow to seek out the responsible parties and haunt them to the point of death.

Patrick deWitt

Work Family Death

I'm not an enormous proponent of plot as a reader. It's about other things; my reading has become specialized over the years.

Patrick deWitt

Years Year Us

I was reading my son some fables; it made for good nighttime reading. These stories were very vivid and very strange and occasionally bizarrely violent. It was a very free landscape.

Patrick deWitt

Time Good Were

Unfunny people should be locked up, the key tossed into a smelter.

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Funny Up UN

I'm never doing anything by rote. I'm only on thin ice, and I think that that's a good place to be. I feel like when you push yourself like that, the rewards can be pretty great.

Patrick deWitt

War Great Good

I have a paranoia that 'Ablutions' is the best thing I'll ever do.

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Thing Thin T

I am a bit prudish, I think. It's hard for me to write about sex, and I don't really care to read about it, either.

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Car Write Think

Working in a bar was a horrific idea for me.

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Work Working Me

I've been surprised at how much an unknown like myself can accomplish just by reaching out to people and pleading my case. Quotes for the book cover, reviews and interviews, readings and radio appearances - all this by simply moving ahead and making contact with folks I thought might enjoy the writing.

Patrick deWitt

The question about my Canadianness comes up a lot, and I'm never quite sure what to say about it. I've carved a life out for myself in Oregon, and it feels like home, not because it's the States but because that's where my friends are and where my son is.

Patrick deWitt

Certain writers look down their noses at plot, and I think I might have been one of them until I tried it.

Patrick deWitt

I come by writing dialogue fairly naturally, I've got a chatty family; I'm a bit of a voyeur, and if I'm ever in a public place, I automatically find myself listening.

Patrick deWitt

The question of likability is a bit of a puzzler for me. You know, I don't write people with likability in mind. It's more whether or not I find them compelling.

Patrick deWitt

I don't know that happy people are interesting to write about - or to read about.

Patrick deWitt

I don't know that I'd call myself an optimist.

Patrick deWitt

The hardest thing in the world for a writer is to amass a readership. So many good books come out, and so many good books disappear.

Patrick deWitt

I wrote for so many years in a bubble, the way everyone does, and there were large swaths of time where you think you're doing this for nothing. An audience is crucial, a back and forth with the invisible readers.

Patrick deWitt

I was intentionally curbing the impulse to be funny and hiding the ability. I wrote any number of very serious attempts at poems, short stories, novels - horrible. At a certain point, I recognized that it was fun to write dialogue that had a degree of lightness and humor.

Patrick deWitt

Some deeper part of me wants to write comical dialogue; I'd be foolish to not follow that impulse. Now I recognize that if there's energy to a section of work, you go where the energy is. It's a living thing, and you just follow it.

Patrick deWitt

I'm either enjoying myself or I'm not. And if I'm not enjoying myself, something's gone terribly wrong.

Patrick deWitt

When your protagonist bores you, you're in trouble.

Patrick deWitt

One of the nice things about writing is you can take essentially painful things in your life and turn them into something that might be useful, or at least entertaining, to somebody else.

Patrick deWitt

The theme of luck comes up a lot. It's something I thought about before, why some people are lucky and some people aren't lucky. It seems like some people you meet can sort of cultivate luck, and I've always been fascinated by that.

Patrick deWitt

It's healthy to have interests besides books.

Patrick deWitt

The nice thing about writing at home is that it's almost as though I'm doing it already. I get out of bed thinking of my work, and I don't have to go anywhere to do it.

Patrick deWitt

When you're 8 years old, and you've become subconsciously familiar with the layout and design of Black Sparrow books, and you know the difference between Miles Davis and John Coltrane, something is bound to stick.

Patrick deWitt

More and more, I find myself turning away from everything relating to contemporary society. I don't know how healthy it is, but I am creating a very private bubble that I live in.

Patrick deWitt

I've fallen in love in my life a few times. It's the most exciting part of being alive - that I've experienced, anyway.

Patrick deWitt

After 'The Sisters Brothers,' I tried to write a contemporary story dealing with an investment adviser in New York City who moves to Paris. I did all this research, but after about a year and any number of pages written, I was bored stiff.

Patrick deWitt

Often the starting point for characters, for me, is finding a little, most minor detail, and I'll go from there.

Patrick deWitt

I am increasingly unimpressed by works of art that require a college degree to understand. I think that art should be for everyone. And people should be moved by it.

Patrick deWitt

Whenever we changed schools, we had to make a new set of friends. At the time, of course, I hated it. But looking back now, I'm really glad I did, because it forces independence on you.

Patrick deWitt

The impetus for 'The Sisters Brothers' was it occurred to me that there was no neurosis in westerns, or there's a minimal amount of it.

Patrick deWitt

By the time I left the bar, I was 30. I was a dishwasher. They call it a bar-back, but essentially, I washed dishes for a living. I had no high-school diploma, I had no agent, and my literary successes were non-existent... but it was the only thing I ever wanted to do, so I did feel trapped.

Patrick deWitt

I had no plan to write a western novel, and when I realized it was happening, I was pretty surprised by it. But you have to go with what feels right.

Patrick deWitt

I was halfway through a rough draft of 'The Sisters Brothers' when it came time to start the 'Terri' adaptation.

Patrick deWitt

I haven't read hardly any Westerns, to tell you the truth.

Patrick deWitt

My instinct is to write under the cloak of an opaque historical setting.

Patrick deWitt