I played soccer my whole life. I'm kind of a heavier person, and whenever you kick and punt, no matter how limited an activity it is, my brain and shoulders are going to be OK because I didn't play a tough guy position, but my knees took a lot of wear and tear from the kicking.

Pat McAfee

When you see something you want to do, go do the damn thing.

Pat McAfee

Everything for me is either a learn or a win. I just keep moving forward, and that's about it, honestly.

Pat McAfee

In college, there never really was an offseason. The season would end, you'd get a week break, and then the hardest time of the year would start. Winter workouts in college were absolutely miserable.

Pat McAfee

In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.

Pat McAfee

For players you don't hear about in the news, they enjoy the hell out of the offseason. They can travel and see things they never thought they'd see, or go back home to relax and see their kids and family that they haven't had a chance to hang out with in a few months.

Pat McAfee

Although sometimes it's very difficult, if you're willing to look hard enough, you can find positives in every situation.

Pat McAfee

I enjoy making people happy, and hopefully, people enjoy it and have a good time.

Pat McAfee

I have dreams and aspirations of taking a stroll down the ramp at a pay-per-view setting. Everybody has those dreams as a kid, and that'd be really cool.

Pat McAfee

If it wasn't for finding out that my right leg could kick a ball really far, which is what I did, I am 100 percent certain that I would be attempting to be or would be a professional wrestler.

Pat McAfee

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.

Pat McAfee

Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.

Pat McAfee

Baron Corbin and I know each other well. I'm not a golden gloves boxer at all, so I think our backgrounds might be a bit different, but I think he's incredible on the microphone.

Pat McAfee

If I feel like you've disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.

Pat McAfee

I think the game of football, from a commentating standpoint, is missing something. I think it should be a celebration, and I think it should be enjoyable, and I'm trying to make it that way.

Pat McAfee

If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.

Pat McAfee

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

Pat McAfee

I've been blocking people and unfriending people for a long time, and it doesn't take much if I feel like you've slighted me at all.

Pat McAfee

I can't do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.

Pat McAfee

Hopefully I can end up in the WWE Hall of Fame one day.

Pat McAfee

I love 'The Impractical Jokers.' I watch them all the time.

Pat McAfee