The Berlin Wall comes down in '89, so then there's basically a vacuum of who was the enemy and then Fox News comes along in '95 and it becomes Democrat versus Republican. Now people on the right are fed a steady diet of anti Democratic party propaganda so they believe Democrats are the enemy and they will not believe anything.

Neal Brennan

Steve Allen was on Johnny Carson one time - I looked for it, but I couldn't find it - and he read the lyrics to 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer like a poet. He read them very seriously. I was maybe 8, but it killed me.

Neal Brennan

Time Car Very

I'm not dripping with charisma like many of my friends are. But I do have candour, which is close.

Neal Brennan

Wit Which T

In true, narcissistic fashion, when my father was diagnosed as a narcissist, he called us all up individually to tell us, and he did it with true pride.

Neal Brennan

Wit Us Up

America doesn't have poor people, they have temporarily embarrassed millionaires: meaning there are people who are poor for now but that's all about to end when 'blank' happens, or when the number comes in, or when the invention takes off.

Neal Brennan

Who Vent Takes

I just love well-organized, very serious nonsense.

Neal Brennan

Love Well Very

Honestly, I've always thought that Charles Barkley is the best guy on TV because he will really tell you what he thinks. But it's all well thought out.

Neal Brennan

You Will Well

Even at it's worst, 'Def Jam' was extremely interesting and extremely well performed. And the crowds were amazing.

Neal Brennan

Amazing Worst Were

The hardest part of comedy is writing the jokes, and the second-hardest part is telling the jokes. To me, everything else is significantly easier.

Neal Brennan

Art Writing Very

I had people think I was brilliant, then 'Half Baked' bricked. They literally look at me like a homeless person.

Neal Brennan

Home Think Thin

I don't really have a process. I just get agitated or aroused by an idea in the world, and then I want to give my rebuttal.

Neal Brennan

World Want Used

It's way more fun to tell jokes for an hour than it is to sit in a room and bash your head against the wall trying to think of sketches.

Neal Brennan

Your You Yin

I think the future belongs to the comedic polymath. It belongs to the person who can generate the most good material in the biggest variety of ways, whether it's sketches or stand-up or songs or tweets or television or films.

Neal Brennan

Good Future Who

Like, I feel like I'm funny, despite the fact that I keep getting rejected by people less funny than me.

Neal Brennan

Funny UN Tin

You're supposed to not like the 'Austin Powers' movies because people ruin the catchphrases. 'Austin Powers' is so funny.

Neal Brennan

Power Movies Funny

The Berlin Wall comes down in '89, so then there's basically a vacuum of who was the enemy and then Fox News comes along in '95 and it becomes Democrat versus Republican. Now people on the right are fed a steady diet of anti Democratic party propaganda so they believe Democrats are the enemy and they will not believe anything.

Neal Brennan

Diet Art Will

With most specials, even the best comedians will tell you they could have cut 15 or 20 minutes out of it.

Neal Brennan

You Wit Will

It wasn't surprising to me because I've had the conversation with him personally, but Will Smith is more interesting a guy that you could ever capture in a movie or TV show.

Neal Brennan

You Wit Will Smith

I just realized at a certain point that no matter how much writing I did, I'm still a gym rat for comedy clubs.

Neal Brennan

Writing Us Tin

Like, your body has to get used to being in front of people. Like - and you have to be like - you have to be kind of a ham, you know? Like, the thing about writers is they're generally self - comedy writers - self-loathing, sort of play small. And as a, like, performer, you have to think like a comedy writer but act like a performer.

Neal Brennan

Your Body Your You

People doing rhymes that are nonsense - nothing can make me laugh like that.

Neal Brennan

Thing Thin T

Someone like Bethany Frankel goes from being, like, 'some lady' to a star with arguably as much charisma as anybody else on TV. I personally find that riveting.

Neal Brennan

I do have weird habits when I'm directing, or even think as a director, like when I move a cup, I make sure to put it back in the exact right place.

Neal Brennan

My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate.

Neal Brennan

I think being honest on TV is pretty rare. So if I can be that, I would like to be.

Neal Brennan

If you just want money and tax cuts and stuff, fine - just stop acting like you're moral.

Neal Brennan

Being able to write jokes is great, but you still have to get used to performing them and being on stage - and enjoying being on stage, not just like tolerating it.

Neal Brennan

I always say to Blake Griffin that he has a better comedy career than I do.

Neal Brennan

Here's the thing about standup directing: not that hard. As I said on Twitter one day, or maybe it was Instagram - sorry, I want to keep my platforms straight - it's essentially the same five shots over and over again. Seven if you're ambitious.

Neal Brennan

Why marry myself to an entire album? I don't have to. If I download four songs from somebody on an iTunes sojourn, that's about as good as it gets.

Neal Brennan

I think the biggest influence on my stand-up would be Chris Rock, in that I love that Chris is basically an essayist, in that he'll take a subject and just try and attack it from as many different angles as he can.

Neal Brennan

You know, like, real paying attention and real observation and deep thought and deep consideration can be a bit, you know, miserable-making.

Neal Brennan

When you're in a friend circle, you all kind of talk the same way. And it's hard to do on-the-fly radio edits of yourself.

Neal Brennan

Sentimental is not bad, but it's probably the most likely to go awry. It's the hardest to do and not have it end up being 'Forrest Gump' or something. Maudlin - I just don't want it to be maudlin.

Neal Brennan

I'm not good at Reddit; I don't go to the most popular parts.

Neal Brennan

There were some things I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about depression in public, I wanted to talk about being in the shadow of people I've dated and people I worked with publicly.

Neal Brennan

Whoever is saying the joke is my biggest priority.

Neal Brennan

I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust.

Neal Brennan

It wasn't so much figuring out my voice comedically, because that was always pretty clear. It was more about performing and being a good, watchable performer.

Neal Brennan

I'm not the easiest dude to work with.

Neal Brennan

I'm obsessive, I'm a control freak, I get snappy with people.

Neal Brennan

The thing about comedians is, we're generally pretty smart. So, if we can be smart and funny, that is the victory.

Neal Brennan

I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things.

Neal Brennan

People don't like doing podcasts.

Neal Brennan

You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it.

Neal Brennan

With '3 Mics', there's nothing I'm talking about that's too hot button.

Neal Brennan

I get that money is important, and it's scary to think that you won't have enough. At the same time, we can set up reasonable social safety nets and take care of everybody.

Neal Brennan

I love doing stand up. I think it's a really worthwhile art form. It's so unique in all the things it combines, in terms of it being philosophizing, preaching, speaking truth to power and basic communicating. It's a good way to talk back to the world.

Neal Brennan

Everyone has some secret and some source of pain or sadness and I just said mine first and then everybody went after me. I get it every day in my Instagram direct messages, people thanking me for talking about depression and telling me how it helped them.

Neal Brennan

You know, when I was a kid, I used to cry every day, like, when I was like, you know, 7 through 11 or 6 through 11, to the point where my brother and sisters would like - there was an ongoing joke where they would make me cry to keep my streak alive of crying every day.

Neal Brennan

You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like the Wile E. Coyote dynamite plunger, where he pushes the plunger down and then you see the fuse go then there's an explosion in the distance? That's like writing a joke for somebody. When you tell the joke, you're in the explosion.

Neal Brennan