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No one wants police brutality. No one wants inequality. But what I worry about it is when a protest becomes so large and the noise takes over that the original motivation for the protest and the conversation that should go with that protest gets lost.

Mike Leach

Equality Worry Wit

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No one wants police brutality. No one wants inequality. But what I worry about it is when a protest becomes so large and the noise takes over that the original motivation for the protest and the conversation that should go with that protest gets lost.

Equality Worry Wit

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When the Egyptians were building the pyramids or the Romans were building roads, or you had the westward push with the railroads, I don't think that the guys on the ground were spending a lot of time thinking, 'Hey, hundreds or thousands of years from now they will look back at the brick I have just laid down here and say that I changed the world!'

War Time Change

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I feel like a caffeine addict.

T Like I Feel Like

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Freedom of speech should be wide open as long as it doesn't incite violence.

Freedom Wide Violence

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I guess I need to get out more.

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I think the legal profession is getting somewhat corrupted. When it comes to lawyers, I think it's kind of a Catch-22. On one hand, there's so much process, procedure and mess caused by the legal profession. But on the other hand, the only way to sort through all that process, procedure and mess is through the legal profession.

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My favorite weather pattern happens to be when it rains mud. Dust comes through. Rain on top of it. It rains mud.

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I would like to be coaching in the right situation if it's a team effort and doesn't have a bunch of mini-agendas. I want something where the school wants to win and values graduation and everybody wants to work together.

Work Graduation Age

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It's a good idea to shave for TV games.

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I feel like Texas high schools, when you consider the melting pot that exists in Texas, do a fairly impressive job. No education process is perfect, but I think that, with plenty of room to improve, they do an admirable job when you compare them to the rest of the field.

Education You Wit

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Even in Texas, there's a lot of people who've never been to Lubbock.

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Well, you're going to be dead in a hundred years anyway, so live dangerously.

Anger You Years

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I don't know how good mountain lions do in captivity. I'm curious.

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There's some teams - the Cubs are one of them - where there's just too many fans.

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I don't feel like it's fair to the other players and I don't think it's the right way to do business to allow influence and position to dictate when you play a young man.

Business Young Man Young

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How can it be that we laugh about England's obsession with the royal family? At least the royal family has college degrees and military service.

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If your quarterback wants a deflated football, your soccer-style kicker is going to want it kind of full. If your quarterback wants it really full, your straight-on kicker is going to want less air in it. It's a regulation football; let them use it however they want to. You use your own ball.

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You know, buffalo are significantly bigger than elk. I grew up near Yellowstone so I've been near buffalo. Buffalo are huge.

You Yellowstone Yellow

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I do have a Viking axe by the bed if I need to whack someone... My wife bought me a Viking axe - the axe side curls down so you can grab the adversary around the neck and you can use it to climb walls, as a grappling hook.

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If you get into a fight, don't take your helmet off. We're looking for smart football players, not dumb ones.

I don't think people should be allowed to shoot guns unless they have a license.

I'm a thin-crust pizza guy. I respect people who like thick crust, but in my view it's mostly bread.

I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that something the rest of us couldn't perceive. They're an idiot before, they're an idiot now, and they'll be an idiot afterwords. It's mind-numbing.

If you go to any elementary school classroom in Texas, some kids in there are going to be named either Austin, Dallas or Houston.

The interesting thing about football is that football is the only sport where you quit playing when you get a lead.

When I was at Tech, no public school was ahead of us in graduation rates. We got our guys to compete in the classroom, and if they're competing in class and in football, that's an attitude they take into life.

There's nothing balanced about the 50 percent run, 50 percent pass because that's 50 percent stupid.

I don't know everybody's view on due process, but I do have an opinion on what the Constitution says, what the Pledge of Allegiance implies, what sixth- and seventh-graders are taught in civics classes, and I think it is that you're going to have the opportunity to be heard.

It's indisputable that you'll make way more money with a larger playoff.

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year, because they're awful. And there's a reason they only serve candy corn once a year, because it's awful.

Playing someone difficult is tough and can be discouraging, but if you beat them the payoff is huge!

The government shutdown, we all know that's a sham. I mean, are they really going to just go to the entire Army and Navy and say, 'You're fired.'

There's shouting, there's blood, there's boogers, there's a whole thing. I mean, there's spitting, there's fighting, there's ripped jerseys. There's someone grabbing someone's throat. I mean, it's why you have football.

I listen a lot to Howard Stern. Not the show, the interviews. He has a separate podcast of just interviews. They're fantastic.

Iowa is kind of a fascinating place.

My life's pretty simple. Look at hours and hours of film to try to find some things that will work on Saturday. Try to have a good practice every day. Use the offseason to recruit and build the culture of the locker room. That's my deal.

I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that.

Somebody said that in passing, you know, 'I hate cats.' You know, somebody really hates cats, and I've never figured that one out. And credit to cats - the ability to generate that much animosity, you know.

Fish aren't smart. It's not like they have advanced degrees.

The people in southern Georgia are tough.

I've directly contributed to losses, but likewise, I'd like to think I contributed to a lot of wins and a lot of good play.

You know, the loudest stadium I've ever played in was 45,000 people at War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock, Arkansas. The entire thing is concrete. It's like dropping a ball bearing in your neighbor's basement.

I'm proud to say I had a bet with a guy from Chicago who said Chicago is windier and colder than Wyoming. Wyoming dominated them.

Anytime you're trying to set a course, there's gonna be decisions made, and you have to weigh all options, and then in the end you come up with the best course.

I bordered on great in dodge ball.

All Scandinavians feel a tiny bit self conscious, of which I'm one.

When you have five skill positions, if all five of them are contributing to the offensive effort, then that's balanced.

In golf, you keep trying to score well when you're ahead. In basketball, they don't quit shooting when they're ahead. In hockey, they don't quit shooting the puck when they're ahead. And in boxing, you don't quit punching when you're ahead. But in football, somehow magically, you're supposed to quit playing when you're ahead.

Those that have a voice have to speak for those of us who are silenced.

As a head coach, you're on two lists. You're the guy that might get fired, or you're the guy who might go somewhere.