You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
A hard man is good to find.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
A man's kiss is his signature.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Sex is emotion in motion.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
