I have been 'absorbing' people - their voices, their mannerisms - all my life, to the point where I am a sort of Frankenstein of different people. My own speaking voice is, in fact, a mixture of how my two best mates speak, because they are cool, and I am not.

Kayvan Novak

Why did Barry Humphries play Dame Edna for so many years? Why is Steve Coogan still doing Alan Partridge? Because there are just one or two characters they love doing. I'm lucky enough to have six that I'm crazy about.

Kayvan Novak

Love Art Years

You don't read many positive things about Iran in the press, which is depressing, but when I go back to my grandparents' house in the hills, and I'm sitting by the pool, sipping a bootleg Turkish beer, watching a pirate DVD, eating my grandma's cooking... you realise there is a real bridge between politics and country and people.

Kayvan Novak

Positive Politics You

I've got to follow in the footsteps of Sacha Baron Cohen and do a prank show, or a film with real elements to it.

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Men Wit T

I can't really walk down the street as Brian Badonde without someone going, 'Bwark.'

Kayvan Novak

War Without Wit

When I was 18 years old, I had a Saturday job working in a clothing store on London's Bond Street. I would fold T-shirts for ten hours at a time and get paid £19 for the privilege.

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Work Time Years

When I do an impression of someone or when I am pretending to be someone else, something freaky happens: I feel the person I am mimicking behind my eyeballs. Their head is sitting perfectly inside mine, helping me project a false self out on to the world. And it's not always a choice.

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World Ways Way

My characters are much more famous than I am, so I don't crave attention; I just crave working and doing good work. Having a feeling of self-worth.

Kayvan Novak

Work Good Famous

I had to fool the world into accepting me. I didn't seem to fit the mould of my idols.

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World Tin T

I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on television. When I work, I'm always thinking, 'Would my mother find this funny?' The belly-laugh jokes will hit her every time.

Kayvan Novak

Work Time Love

'Cuban Fury' was a big production for a first time director to handle: I think it is very easy to become very stressful and for it to get the better of you.

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Time You Very

I just want to keep doing my comedy work because that's what I do. I made a name for myself playing other characters.

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Work Yin Want

I want to be James Bond! I don't want to be Doctor Who.

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Who Want T

I was born in London! I'm as Western as you get.

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You Western West

There's a really geeky YouTube channel which I love. It's a guy called Oliver Harper. He makes documentaries about films. He's a real movie buff - there's loads of trivia and detail.

Kayvan Novak

Men Love YouTube

People say they don't want to call a call-centre in India. Why not? They're doing the same job - you just don't like Indians.

Kayvan Novak

You Why Not Why

'MasterChef' is pretty good.

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Good T Pretty Good

Getting expelled from secondary school and going to a more arty-farty college gave me the incentive to perform and opened some doors.

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Art Tin T

What I would say about the Trump travel ban is there goes my Hollywood career!

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Travel Car Would

Paul Verhoeven is one of my favourite directors. I love his ability to mash extreme violence with humour and satire.

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Love Wit Violence

I'm the guy that can play all the different races and get away with it.

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Wit Way T

Years ago, I was watching a debate on Fox News, when I thought, 'These guys are basically like pranksters, they bring the people in and wind them up.' I was like, 'That's what I do!'

Kayvan Novak

My signature dish is a khoresht fesenjan. It's a stew with pomegranate and walnuts.

Kayvan Novak

I would very much like to direct, star, perform, and just be a general auteur.

Kayvan Novak

Zayn is a cool name.

Kayvan Novak

I met the Gallagher brothers, and Noel was quoting my 'Fonejacker' catchphrases. Hearing your heroes quote you is incredible.

Kayvan Novak

My nickname at school was Caveman. When I tell people my name is Kayvan, some insist on going 'Caveman?'

Kayvan Novak

I look at my early career, and you know, when I left drama school, for a young Asian actor, you could either play a doctor on 'Holby City,' or you could play a terrorist in 'Spooks' and get to wear a nice shiny suit.

Kayvan Novak

I've never sat down and written jokes. I wouldn't know how to.

Kayvan Novak

I'm good at winding up British people, but Americans are slightly different. A lot of them are more stoical. They're harder to get a reaction out of more of the time.

Kayvan Novak

Just acting on someone else's set feels like a holiday, almost.

Kayvan Novak

As an ethnic actor, I still feel I can't be in 'Downton Abbey' or in period dramas.

Kayvan Novak

The second series of 'Fonejacker' almost killed me. It was incredibly intense.

Kayvan Novak

Generating comic material can sometimes get the better of you.

Kayvan Novak

I don't worry about offending people - I think most people are a lot more robust than some other people give them credit for.

Kayvan Novak

I have been 'absorbing' people - their voices, their mannerisms - all my life, to the point where I am a sort of Frankenstein of different people. My own speaking voice is, in fact, a mixture of how my two best mates speak, because they are cool, and I am not.

Kayvan Novak

Thank God for my imagination. For my abilities to mimic.

Kayvan Novak

When I wind someone up, it's never to make them feel angry or aggressive; that doesn't make good telly. It's about uncovering a layer of themselves that is kind of sweet and nice.

Kayvan Novak

Being funny was something I was doing before I understood what that even was. Now I'm making a career out of it.

Kayvan Novak

Stanley Tucci is a classy actor, and Ian Holm is very short but equally classy - and both are also amazing.

Kayvan Novak

I think it's always difficult to get a show on telly, whether you're George Clooney or just starting out. But there's room. If you're into it, chase it. You'll get it.

Kayvan Novak

Of course being in movies is very exciting, and it's a wonderful thing for an actor to do.

Kayvan Novak

I'm Iranian, which means I feel that I have more right to take off other races and religions, being an 'ethnic' myself. But it's a mythical character, the Fonejacker, and it's all tongue in cheek.

Kayvan Novak

I was born in London. In a lot of ways I'm English, but I have this Iranianness, this culture instilled by my parents, by my family.

Kayvan Novak

I had a niche. And my niche was that I was brown. So it's like, 'Great, I get to go up for all these 'brown parts.'' I call them 'brown parts' because that's what they are. That's not to be resentful, because I loved playing those parts - I got to meet so many cool actors.

Kayvan Novak

I miss watching TV and thinking they were all real. I used to feel like that about 'Neighbours.'

Kayvan Novak

Comedy is in my bones.

Kayvan Novak

I think a lot of comedians are desperate to show their serious side, but I got that off my chest early on in my career.

Kayvan Novak

My first love is doing my own comedy stuff.

Kayvan Novak

I tick that cliched box of being the class clown. I've always done impressions and characters, so I'm very lucky that I get to do that as a career now.

Kayvan Novak

I want to do a 'Facejacker' film. I want to explore the characters more, maybe do a Terry Tibbs chat show.

Kayvan Novak