I collect things that just look retarded.
Ahmet Zappa
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.
Amy Poehler
There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.
Andy Milonakis
I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'
Ann Coulter
Uncertainty is seen to retard investment independently of considerations of risk or expected return.
Ben Bernanke
The late development of mass industrial organization in the United States has both stimulated and retarded the political development of the American working class.
C. L. R. James
We have now gone beyond 100 in number, and the desire to join seems rather to increase, though it was thought the foundations would retard it, it seems quite otherwise.
Catherine McAuley
The Arabs could have peace tomorrow if sufficient numbers of Palestinians were not content to be used as cannon fodder in fruitless assaults on Israel, even as the surrounding Arab powers distract the Arab masses with the red herring of Israel while retarding their countries with their repression and corruption.
Conrad Black
I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade.
Dannel Malloy
Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.
David Hume
I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.
Diablo Cody
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.
Eric Andre
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.
Eric San
People are always saying, what use are the retarded, on welfare, using up all our funds, and yet, where else is there every day a greater example of the triumph of the human spirit over adversity than these people?
Eunice Kennedy Shriver
The Chicago Special Olympics prove a very fundamental fact, the fact that exceptional children - children with mental retardation - can be exceptional athletes, the fact that through sports they can realize their potential for growth.
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
Frank Serpico
There was endless controversy as to whether the acts of the New Deal did actually move recovery or retard it, and nothing final could ever come of that bitter debate because it is forever impossible to prove what might have happened in place of what did.
Garet Garrett
We should not import a retarded political Islamic society into our country.
Geert Wilders
I believe the Islamic ideology is a retarded, dangerous one, but I make a distinction. I don't hate people. I don't hate Muslims.
There is no equality between our culture and the retarded Islamic culture. Look at their views on homosexuality or women.
I can't knock gay rap, or retarded rap - whatever. Do what you do; I don't really listen to it. I don't really pay that no attention. Like I said, it's not my cup of tea - to each his own. At the end of the day, we all people.
Retarding the aging process would be therapy and enhancement because it would mean defeating diseases and because it would extend our life span.
I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was.
They wish for a general government of unity, as they see that the local legislatures must naturally and necessarily tend to retard the general government.
A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
Abuse is the means in which violence retards love.
It may be that there is no such thing as an equable motion, whereby time may be accurately measured. All motions may be accelerated or retarded, but the true, or equable, progress of absolute time is liable to no change.
I cannot recall a period when I did not draw; and at school, the studies that were distasteful to me, mathematics and grammar, were retarded by the indulgence of teachers who were proud of my drawing faculties, and passed over my neglect of uncongenial subjects.
The keystone of successful business is cooperation. Friction retards progress.
Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no man can hasten or retard.
Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.
Obstacles may retard, but they cannot long prevent the progress of a movement sanctioned by its justice and sustained by a virtuous people.
Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
People lump us into the nu-metal category, and there might be a hint of that stuff, but if you really listen to a nu-metal band and then listen to Slipknot, it's so apples and oranges that it's retarded.
From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.
The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
A lot of the main characters in horror movies are outsiders as well, so that outsider syndrome reverberates within horror fans and geeky collectors. It's kind of a rallying call that brings fans and collectors together who are a little socially retarded, maybe.
I've had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It's sad and it really hurts. I want to tell people not to use the word. Don't say your friend's retarded when they do something foolish. If you have a disability, keep working hard. Whatever it takes, do it, and don't be mean to people.
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.
We have an obligation to help people that cannot help themselves. The mentally retarded, the physically retarded, et cetera.
Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.
I was always interested in working with people with disabilities, and in high school I worked with people who had Down Syndrome. That was for an agency called AHRC, Association for the Help of Retarded Children. Then I went to college, and throughout college I volunteered for AHRC.
Every retarded, deformed, crippled, handicapped, or senile person, who has been baptized, is a powerhouse for good in a wicked world by reason of the grace of God that dwells in his soul.
Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world.
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
We all know that any thing which retards in any way the free circulation of the sap, also prevents to a certain extent the formation of wood and leaves.
