There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
Graham Chapman
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.
I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
