Like I always tell people, I don't pander to any audience, but you have to play to your audience.

Gary Owens

I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.

Gary Owens

Like I always tell people, I don't pander to any audience, but you have to play to your audience.

Gary Owens

Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows, and when I was in the military I would host all of our base Christmas parties and stuff.

Gary Owens

My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.

Gary Owens