Let me put it this way, if you were drowning, you wouldn't really be in a place to lend a hand as far as being rescued. You'd be at the mercy of the lifeguard. Once pulled out, you may be a little out of it, not sure where you are, but safe nonetheless.
Bart Millard
I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.'
Bobby Moynihan
I was a lifeguard, camp counselor, the president of the YMCA Leaders Corps. I also took piano lessons. I was a dancer.
Chirlane McCray
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
David Gerrold
I've framed houses, worked on an asphalt crew, I was a cop, a lifeguard.
Forrest Griffin
The show was that we were sexy lifeguards. Clearly, the suits were probably five sizes too small and all of that, but it was just part of what it was, and that's why it was so popular.
Gena Lee Nolin
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
The one thing I really lucked out on is that all through my teenage years, when my sister was a lifeguard and everyone I knew was out in the sun all day - I was in the theater. Everyone called me Casper because I never had a tan, and everyone else was tan all the time. I think that was the luckiest thing of my life.
Jennifer Garner
It is a gift to be a teenager, and I see a dad's job as lifeguard, not chaperone.
Jonathan Franklin
From fifth grade on, I worked at our public library. The pay, a pittance, was almost superfluous. All through high school, I looked forward to summer as the time when I could work at the library four or five days a week. I was never a camp counselor, a lifeguard, a scooper of ice cream.
Julia Glass
I would be doing anything to avoid a 9-5 job and high heels. Lifeguard, beach volleyball player, whatever.
Julie Foudy
I was a lifeguard for three years, when I was around 16-years-old. So for my first job, that was awesome, working on the beach.
Maryse Mizanin
I watch 'Take Me Out' mainly for Paddy McGuinness. When we were younger, we worked together as lifeguards at the Bolton Leisure Centre.
Maxine Peake
Sometimes the very best of all summer books is a blank notebook. Get one big enough, and you can practice sketching the lemon slice in your drink or the hot lifeguard on the beach or the vista down the hill from your cabin.
Michael Dirda
The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me.
Parker Stevenson
When I grew up, my model of God was like a lifeguard: I knew He loved me, but He blew his whistle a lot.
Pete Holmes
You know, I know a lot of lifeguards. Both my parents were lifeguards at a lake in El Paso, Texas. I was a lifeguard in a swimming pool in Portland, Ore. And I have known and met and befriended a number of oceangoing lifeguards in California where I live.
Sam Elliott
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
Simon Cowell
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power.
Sloane Crosley
