Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
Clare Boothe Luce
No good deed goes unpunished.
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes'; They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.
But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain.
In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.
The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.
Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.
Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
Thoughts have no sex.
The oppressed never free themselves - they do not have the necessary strengths.
Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.
I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.
I don't have a warm personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they helped define me.
