It's a funny thing when you finally have an excuse to get all of your favorite people from all corners of the globe together in one room for my wedding. Other than saying 'I do' to my hunky Englishman, that is the thing I am most excited about!

Brooke Baldwin

Wedding Funny Your

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

A. J. Liebling

Food Teaching Teach

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

A. P. Herbert

T Self Purpose

The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.

A. P. Herbert

T Self Purpose

I remember when I first came to America, nobody had a clue what a black Englishman was. I was either South African or Australian to them.

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Us Them T

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

Alan Jay Lerner

Way T Speaking

It's very hard to reflect properly when you're still playing but the hundreds one - when I got my 23rd in Kolkata - felt the most special because it broke a benchmark that had stood for a very long time. It felt good to do something no Englishman has done before.

Alastair Cook

Time Good You

The French want no-one to be their superior. The English want inferiors. The Frenchman constantly raises his eyes above him with anxiety. The Englishman lowers his beneath him with satisfaction.

Alexis de Tocqueville

Yes Wit Want

I married a young Englishman in Cambridge in 1955 and have lived in Britain every since.

Anne Stevenson

Young You Very

When you arrive in L.A. as an Englishman, you might as well be on the moon. People just don't understand you if you speak too fast, and most people there think you're Australian. Ordering was incredibly complicated. I was speechless.

Ben Chaplin

You Well Us

For my mother, everything stands in relation to her Welshness; the fact she married an Englishman seems to be something of an issue. She's kind of anti-English... anti-imperialist.

Ben Miller

Welsh Very Thing

The very phrase 'foreign affairs' makes an Englishman convinced that I am about to treat of subjects with which he has no concern.

Benjamin Disraeli

Wit Which Very

I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.

Billie Joe Armstrong

UN Tin T

Laurel and Hardy have this love relationship. Why? This little Englishman screwed Hardy up, physically, every day of his life! Why is he with him the next day? It's forgiving.

Bob Einstein

Relationship Love Life

We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one Annie Oakley had, and my husband has a .357 Magnum pistol. All those are locked up tight, of course. We have a couple of pellet guns that get more use than the real guns.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

Use Us Up

It's a funny thing when you finally have an excuse to get all of your favorite people from all corners of the globe together in one room for my wedding. Other than saying 'I do' to my hunky Englishman, that is the thing I am most excited about!

Brooke Baldwin

Wedding Funny Your

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

Cecil Rhodes

Life You Won

As an Englishman, permit me now to say with what pleasure I learnt of the election of Professor Planck and Professor Stark to the Nobel Prizes for the years 1918 and 1919.

Charles Glover Barkla

Years Year Wit

Who is my biggest inspiration? Wow... I really, without wanting to sound 'aw gee shucks,' I'd have to say my wife who taught a rather uptight Englishman what there is to be got out of life. Susan is my greatest inspiration. She has more integrity than anyone I know, and integrity is more important than anything for a happy and successful life.

Charles Shaughnessy

Success Life Great

It is an Englishman who turns out to be the real villain of 'The Moonstone.' By contrast, the three Indian priests who dedicate their lives to returning the jewel to its proper home in the temple, though they have nothing personal to gain by doing so, are positively heroic.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Positive Home Who

I love the English spirit because when I was a player, I was an Englishman: I was fighting, and you had to kill me if you wanted to win.

Claudio Ranieri

Love You Win

In this case it appealed to me partly because it felt close to me in some ways. This is about a confused, bewildered middle class Englishman adrift in smalltown America and that has definitely been me.

Colin Firth

England is the pinnacle of any Englishman's career.

Conor Coady

An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.

Daniel Defoe

I am a proud Englishman, having been born and raised in London. However, I am just as proud of my family's Irish heritage and my affinity and connection with the country.

Declan Rice

The best-dressed man is an Italian who is trying to look English, or an Englishman who is trying to look Italian.

Diane von Furstenberg

You never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England, of course.

Evelyn Waugh

Some time ago, the United States was an English colony. If an Englishman were asked if the United States would be independent, he would have said no, that it would always be an English colony.

Fidel Castro

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

George Bernard Shaw

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

George Bernard Shaw

An Englishman, being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion.

George Chapman

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

George Mikes

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone.

Germaine Greer

Jimmy Anderson deserves everything he gets, and even though he is an Englishman I will be delighted for him when he goes past my record and becomes the most prolific fast bowler in Test history.

Glenn McGrath

An Englishman's never so natural as when he's holding his tongue.

Henry James

Who says Australia offers not a home for every poor Englishman, or any other countryman that finds his way to our shores? And what sort of thanks do we get for it?

Henry Lawson

Here the Frenchman, Spaniard, and Englishman all passed, leaving each his legend; and a brilliant and more or less feudal civilization with its aristocracy and slaves has departed with the economic system upon which it rested.

Hervey Allen

'Notting Hill?' Does that poke fun at being British? Maybe it does. In 'Mickey Blue Eyes,' that's kind of the point: the clash of worlds, the unlikely combo of a respectable Englishman and a mob guy. If you take out the Britishness, you don't really have much.

Hugh Grant

An Englishman bears with patience any ridicule which foreigners cast upon him. John Bull never laughs so loudly as when he laughs at himself; but the Americans are nationally sensitive and cannot endure that good-humoured raillery which jests at their weaknesses and foibles.

Isabella Bird

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

Jackie Mason

We shot the first season of 'Hap and Leonard' towards the end of the summer in Louisiana, in and around Baton Rouge. If anyone's been to Louisiana or comes from Louisiana, they know what the weather's like down there at that time of year: it's unbearably hot for an Englishman.

James Purefoy

Listeners will wonder what an Englishman is doing on the German radio tonight. You can imagine that before taking this step I hoped that someone better qualified than me would come forward.

John Amery

That is why I come forward tonight without any political label, without any bias, but just simply as an Englishman to say to you: a crime is being committed against civilization.

John Amery

There were two sides to David Lean: on the one side, he was kind of a rather stiff, disciplined Englishman. And then he had this kind of romantic side to him. I think being true to both sides of your nature is important.

John Boorman

Whenever I play Shakespeare, I keep thinking, 'how did this Englishman know so much about me?'

John Kani

A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager.

Jules Verne

What is a seemingly conservative Englishman doing, leading the world in the mastery of a classically Spanish instrument? Debussy wrote some of the best Spanish music, and the only time he was ever in the country, he saw a bullfight which made him ill.

Julian Bream

The liberty of the Press is the Palladium of all the civil, political and religious rights of an Englishman.

Junius

The average Englishman has no idea of the dynamism in the music scene here.

Kabir Bedi

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

Katharine Hepburn

The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being, the American wants to be considered a good guy.

Louis Kronenberger