A friend in need is a pest.
Bobby Heenan
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.
Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.
I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.
Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.
