I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.
A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!
Macho does not prove mucho.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I never really mind what people say about me - I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people's disdain or nastiness upset me for long.
I think I'm very old-fashioned.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.
All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.
I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.
My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.
I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.
I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.
I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.
If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.
I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.
I only cook when I'm in love.
Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.
I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.
The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.
I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.
I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.
It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.
There is nothing wrong with a woman encouraging a man's advances, as long as they are in cash.
