Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.
Character is the result of a system of stereotyped principles.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
All warfare is based on deception.
True change takes place in the imagination.
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.
If you're not first, you're last.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.
If you done it, it ain't bragging.
