When people say the word 'bromance,' it drives me nuts, because guys can't be friends so they call it a 'bromance' as this macho way out of it.
Tim Robinson
Oh my god, this makes me laugh so much: I once saw this young woman fall in a bar in Chicago, and she got up and she's like, 'These dang Sketcher Shape-ups!'
Saturday mornings, or at night when I'm trying to go to bed, I'll watch Hitchcock mysteries and stuff. I know that's pretty boring, but it feels comfortable. It's called 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'
I'm crazy into 'Twilight Zone.' I got through every 'Twilight Zone.' I would watch them at night, and it was my relaxing thing to do.
There are many differences between Netflix and Comedy Central.
I'm a wild card at typing. That one thing.
I think every interaction I have, there's something I walk away going, Oh my God, I sound like a jerk. It's constantly happening.
I was a cool skateboard fan, who didn't like the system.
There are truly, truly millions. I'd probably need a month to list all my mistakes.
Writing is one thing, but I'm way more insecure and neurotic when it comes to acting.
Early skateboard culture had a lot of skulls.
I ain't no wild card!
People have a little more patience for a taped piece than they do a live piece.
I'm a Chrysler man.
I'm nice!
I didn't wear a leather jacket, man. I didn't grow up in the '50s.
We want to reclaim Faygo from the Juggalos.
Growing up, I would just sit in my room and watch Detroit news. I was obsessed with Rich Fisher and Amyre Makupson and, of course, Bill Bonds. He was such a character. I just really liked these people. I'm just really a nerd for it.
I do feel like I get anxiety, and anxious to do something new.
It fascinates me that there's this instinct to blame something else when you're embarrassed or caught.
I come from a Chrysler family.
Well, Mort Crim is always incredible.
