Everything in large doses is gonna kill you. Even happiness.

As connected as we are with technology, it's also removed us from having to have human connection, made it more convenient to not be intimate.

I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me.

I've learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you.

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

In our film business, they say it's recession-proof, but there's no such thing. I think what it's done is there's been an increase in demand for high-quality product. If you understand the business side of it, there's a way to balance it.

Once a waitress, always a waitress.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody.

Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it's living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers.

If a studio sees that a female can bring in audiences, then they're going to make movies with that person.

Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know.

Does age matter? Time doesn't matter.

The universe, it balances. It makes sure you don't get a head that's too big. I love it.

I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think, What was I fearing last year?' You forget. And then you move on.

I have friends and family that are filled with massive amounts of integrity. And it shouldn't be an oddity.

Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving.

I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect.

I can't selfishly take journeys anymore because I have to take a little boy along with me.

Don't corral me, and I'll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.

I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.

Human beings exist that have integrity, that know how to keep their mouth shut, that know the bigger picture, that don't sell out their friends.

I think Benjamin Bratt is the most dreamy... he's dreamy! And I love the fact that he's got this Peruvian heritage; he's absolutely striking.

I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes.

There weren't roles for females in comedies for a really long time.

We are all deserving of love.

Free is the best. Anything free is good.

Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up, is extreme. There's a lot of other extreme situations, you know, just getting out of bed sometimes is extreme - but I do it. Just got to do it, just got to get up. Put your sweatpants on, brush off the dog hair and just get out of the house!

I've always said that the experience of meeting an artist that you are in awe of and that you hope to create with one day is usually disappointing because you put them up on a pedestal, and then you're like, 'Wow, that's not a nice person.'

I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every single level.