I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

Samantha Bee

Health Great Good

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Samantha Bee

Birthday Too Thought

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

Samantha Bee

Vision Us Unknown

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

Samantha Bee

Car Wit Take Care

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Samantha Bee

Money T Me

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

Samantha Bee

You York Very

If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

Samantha Bee

Work Life You

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

Samantha Bee

Yin Tis T

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

Samantha Bee

Mom Men Watching

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Samantha Bee

You Would Willing

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

Samantha Bee

Funny UN T

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

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Wit Who T

I learn something in the interviews from time to time.

Samantha Bee

Time Views View

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

Samantha Bee

Art Trouble Tie

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

Samantha Bee

Funny You Would

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

Samantha Bee

Life Years Ago Years

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

Samantha Bee

Politics Would World

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

Samantha Bee

Car Whole Who

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

Samantha Bee

War You Use

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

Samantha Bee

Wit Think Thin

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

Samantha Bee

Art T Side

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Samantha Bee

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

Samantha Bee

I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having.

Samantha Bee

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

Samantha Bee

I am a cookbook fanatic.

Samantha Bee

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

Samantha Bee

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.

Samantha Bee