The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
A. P. Herbert
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ambrose Bierce
There is no road to wealth so easy and respectable as that of matrimony.
Anthony Trollope
I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.
Billy Connolly
Expect nothing at all and accept as a joyful surprise whatever good you find in matrimony.
Frank Leslie
I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.
George Carey
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
George Farquhar
Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
Heinrich Heine
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland
So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.
Isadora Duncan
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
Jane Austen
Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
I don't want to suggest that matrimony was necessarily a tragic affair - some of our neighbours' marriages seemed quite functional, if somewhat routine; nevertheless, in the workaday world, it is wedlock that is most likely to offer the occasion for life-threatening disappointment.
John Burnside
I don't miss being a priest. The fulfillment factor in matrimony is far greater.
John J. McLaughlin
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Karl Kraus
We do not create marriage from scratch. Instead, in the elegant language of the marriage ceremony, we 'enter into the holy estate of matrimony.'
Nancy Pearcey
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
We were wearing jeans and t-shirts, and we just decided to drive to the courthouse and get married. We went to Arby's and had lunch - that's always been like one of my favorite places - so we decided to celebrate our holy matrimony with some roast beef.
Samantha Ponder
