Sometimes I wish I could clone myself, you know, be in two places at once.

I can only write about what I know, I'd be crap anywhere else.

I'd always wanted to do a children's series.

In showbiz one minute you're up there making thousands of people laugh, next minute you're picking up toffees, you know it's real life.

Audiences want comedy that has no venom. They want to have a laugh without it becoming twee.

If you're struggling and you just get a sense when you're writing that you might be running out of ideas, that's when I think you should walk away.

Bernard Manning is controversial but he had incredible timing. I wrote the character of Brian Potter in 'Phoenix Nights' for him to play but unfortunately he was too poorly to do it. I thought it would have been perfect casting but it didn't happen.

It's like a childish dream come true to be in 'Doctor Who' and to be an alien.

I've got loads of ideas swimming round, and I've even organised them in a nice folder on me computer.

I keep my cuttings for when I'm back on the bins. I believe that it's not going to last. At least I will be able to say, 'I lived.'

I believe in a God of some kind, in some sort of higher being. Personally I find it very comforting.

I believe that a man called Jesus did walk the earth at one time but I don't think he was the superhero that the Bible makes him out to be.

I was destined to make people laugh.

I don't really see the point in offensive comedy.

I knew I could make people laugh but I was frightened of doing it. I thought, 'What if I'm crap, what if I'm no good at it?', but I knew I should have a go and shouldn't sit inside watching other people do it on television.

I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in that way.

I never thought I'd write one book, let alone three. I'm absolutely delighted and every night, thank the good lord for spell check.

The Lily Foundation is an inspiring charity that helps to improve the lives of children with Mitochondrial Disease. I've had first-hand experience of the Foundation's work and I'm proud to raise both awareness and much needed funds to help with the inspiring work they provide to children and their families.

Being a dad is just brilliant and fantastic. You can't put into words what it's like.

I've met so many older actors and comedians who've told me they wished they'd spent as much time with their kids as they did chasing the money. You've got to draw a line but it's a gamble.

The one thing we pride ourselves on the most with writing 'Car Share' is that it's hard to predict what's going to happen and that's hard to achieve, especially with comedy.

What a joy to be working on the second series of 'Car Share' with the wonderful Sian Gibson. The success of the first series has been completely overwhelming.

I'm always freaking people out because I'll be out somewhere and I'll hear someone say something and then later on I'll say it again word for word. It's almost like recording it in your head.

I could probably make another series of 'Phoenix Nights' or 'Max And Paddy,' but that would just feel like a safe bet.

I'm actually shy and my salvation is coming home and being normal.

I never wanted to be 'the big I-Am.'

The fact that I have had so much time to be a dad and to be around my children is brilliant.

The truth is my dad was a lovely man who had to retire early from his job as an engineer because he had osteoporosis. It meant he was forced to wear a harness and could hardly breathe.

Do I miss him? Of course I do. Every day. His death was devastating, he was just 51. But you know, in my stand-up my Dad will always be alive. He's so much part of my act.

None of my family had been entertainers. My Grandad liked to play 'The Ballad of Davy Crockett' on the comb and tissue paper every now and again but we never had Hughie Green knocking on the front door.

I am fascinated by real people who are really funny.