I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
Marty Feldman
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Money can't buy poverty.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
