When you're a snake charmer, you're gonna get bit.
LaVar Ball
I told my boys this: Somebody gotta be better than Michael Jordan. Why not you?
You may not like me. You may think I'm cocky or arrogant. But you will be thinking about me.
Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow.
LeBron James without Lonzo is not gonna win a championship in L.A. I guarantee that.
Things are gonna happen in life. Either you are gonna help do something about it or you just gonna let it happen and destroy you.
You can be a big baller at whatever you do.
My title is LaVar Ball, the big baller, the CEO of the Big Baller Brand.
Parenting is different for everybody.
I'm not gonna say nobody's better than my son.
I'm not one of those people that's to myself and just quiet. I've never been like that, man. I've always been kind of loud. I'm out there, man. I do my thing, but I don't do it disrespectful. But when people rub me the wrong way, I rub people the wrong way. But I say what I say and I mean what I say.
If you want something, and you want it, you shouldn't just go and steal it.
Ain't nobody going to stop me from doing what I'm doing.
Our family stick together.
If you get Lonzo you know what you get. If you let him do what he does, I guarantee he wins.
I told my boys that one of them wasn't going to make it. Because if you've got three, only one, maybe two make it to the NBA.
I think if all three of my boys get on the Lakers somehow, they would change the NBA.
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I take care of mine.
Lonzo makes everybody better, that's what he's always done all his life.
My legacy is always going to be fine.
Just because people say things, they're supposed to be true?
I'm a trainer. That's my passion. It ain't basketball. My boys, their passion is balling.
Luke Walton was the worst coach ever for Lonzo 'cause he had a losing mentality.
If you don't have the coach, you're out of luck. So you can get as many players as you want, if you don't have a system or you don't understand what you're getting ready to do, you're not going to win.
If I want to do something, I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
I ain't no Kardashain, I ain't Kris Jenner. We the Balls, welcome to the Ball era.
I know my boys better than they do.
I been in Russia, Germany, Denmark, Switzerland, London. I'm all over the place being loud.
Who's gonna want to wear a loser's shoe? I know I wouldn't.
Even if you don't want to hear me, you're going to hear me.
Afraid of LeBron? I ain't afraid of Jesus!
To get my boys a little $100,000 car, that's nothing.
My boys' goals are to be in the NBA, regardless of what team.
I don't want this to sound racist, but most Orientals are nonconfrontational. They'll let things slide. I'm not like that.
I'm a globally loud person.
If you look at my boys, the one thing they do do is win.
I'm not diplomatic.
My boys don't lose too much.
You have people that make suggestions you got people that do things.
I don't even tweet.
If you don't cop the ZO2s, you're not a baller.
To make me cry you've got to hit me with a 2-by-4.
I was 270 lbs with a 48-inch vertical, benching 500 pounds, running a 4.5, 4.6.
Eighty dollars for a T-shirt - that's how you know the brand is good.
If you got a kid that makes everybody better, you mean to tell me you wouldn't take him over a guy that's averaging 40 points but the team's losing?
You gotta use cuss words when you don't have no intellect.
In Hollywood, anything's possible.
I'm from L.A. I've seen a lot worse things happen than a guy taking some glasses.
I really don't have a relationship with LeBron. I like it. He ain't done nothing bad to me, I ain't done nothing bad to him. So, as long as we good, we'll be all right.
My boys are Balls - they expect to win.
