I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.

Jules Feiffer

I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.

Jules Feiffer

Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.

Jules Feiffer

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.

Jules Feiffer

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

Jules Feiffer

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

Jules Feiffer