Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Joel Rosenberg

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Joel Rosenberg

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Joel Rosenberg

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

Joel Rosenberg