Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
Jessica Simpson
I'm a naughty sweetheart.
All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.
I'm interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer.
Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder.
To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.
I love my curves.
It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.
A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
There are certain things that make me relax, like writing my journal. That's the only time that I'm relaxing. It's the only time I really get to examine myself.
I have so much respect for my mom and all the women across the world.
Through a huge duration of my life, someone has always picked up after me. And when you're on your own and you're trying to be independent, it's definitely different.
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
It's important to fall in love with someone you don't want to change.
I'm actually a good cook.
It really is about the heart of a woman that makes her beautiful.
I'm very old fashioned.
I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.
You change with the guys you date.
When I signed a record deal, I was always told by execs I needed to be like everybody else, that I had to show my midriff, things that would take away from who I want to be as an artist.
I love watching people's dreams come true.
My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church.
I love that I can dream about paisley, and then two months later, someone's wearing it. I'm basically styling America.
There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.
Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
I'm see-through. And I'm the worst liar of all time.
I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every day.
The point of launching a maternity line, for me, was to do something different.
I definitely don't Google my name.
I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
I have a lot of really good handlers.
I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course.
I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry.
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence.
