I love animals, all animals - apart from cats. I'm a little bit scared of cats.
Harry Redknapp
I do enjoy seeing footballers every day, being on the training ground.
I don't fear the sack, but I take results home with me. And when I don't win... I am no use to anybody because I get low.
We are givers, not takers.
If there is anybody who feels they are not in the right frame of mind to play, then obviously, I would not play them.
I don't know what an email is.
Luka Modric is an outstanding footballer, a great player.
I've heard of Francis Drake and Ted Drake. But I don't know who Drake is.
You can look at stats as much as you want - and we do - but you can have too much of it. You can spend too much time looking at computers rather than looking at the real thing which is out there on the pitch. I still think that being a good judge of players is the most important thing.
Lionel Messi reminds me of George Best, the way he would run with the ball tight to his foot.
Scholes was playing tiki-taka football when nobody in England knew what it was. He was another of those players, like Denis Law or Bobby Moore, who at 15 probably looked as if he wouldn't make it.
I am a worrier.
My record speaks for itself.
Down at Bournemouth, I kicked a tray of cups up into air, and one hit Luther Blissett on the head. He flicked it on, and it went all over my suit hanging behind. Another time, at West Ham, I also threw a plate of sandwiches at Don Hutchison. He's sitting there, still arguing with me, with cheese and tomato running down his face.
For eight years at West Ham, I made a profit. And I kept them in the Premier League. Took them into Europe.
I'm a realist.
Roy Race was a comic book hero, and Steven Gerrard is a real-life one.
You now have these owners who are all successful businessmen, and they think they should be winning. They come in thinking that they should be winning. Some don't understand that only one team can win the league.
To me, there's no point in having confrontation for the sake of it.
Football wears you out, and when things are not going well, it's not enjoyable.
Dave Mackay was one of the best I've ever seen. Jimmy Greaves was the greatest goal scorer, and George Best was just the best. The greatest.
At West Ham, I was never able to buy the top-flight players. It was a case of looking around, trying to do deals. I was always taking a gamble.
I would love to work with a young and upcoming coach somewhere and give him some experience. Something like Gerry Francis overseeing Tony Pulis.
All my mates are West Ham supporters; I went there at 15.
Nobody at the FA has ever explained why I was overlooked and not even asked for an interview.
Two wide men stuck out wide leave you very open in midfield, but it's a strength as well. Going forward, it makes you pretty dangerous to anyone.
I am not going to fiddle taxes. I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me.
I am completely and utterly disorganised.
I write like a two-year-old, and I can't spell.
I have never written a letter in my life.
I've not made my name as a wheeler and dealer. Don't say that.
I have not purposely gone out to try to avoid paying income tax.
I have brought up a fantastic family.
To try and nick a few quid off the income tax... Why? I am not into that. I don't need that.
Am I scared of anything? Yeah, everything.
I don't think I can eat emu.
I told Birmingham I don't want nothing, I'm not interested in the money.
Show me someone who has never made a mistake in their life, and I'll show you a liar. It happens.
I do get text messages from people with sick jokes on when something terrible has happened. I don't read them; they make me ill. But it does happen, and I'm sure I'm not the only person who gets them.
Lots of people do that silly tweeting.
I have never sent a fax, and I've never even sent a text message.
I can't work a computer.
If I could help someone somewhere, help a young manager, I'd love that. I did it at Derby with Darren Wassall and had a great time.
For me, sitting there, watching them pass the ball, watching them train - you want to be around good players.
Gareth Bale could play anywhere.
Luka Modric could get into almost any team.
I don't hold grudges.
I very much doubt that it could happen again that any manager would do 20 years with a top Premiership club.
There's only so much you can say to any group of players before they stop listening.
I enjoy going to Old Trafford. I love the tradition.
