Don't get too close, it hurts.
Graham Kennedy
I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.
When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.
There are no limits, love, there are no limits.
Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.
I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.
I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.