Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

George M. Cohan

I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.

George M. Cohan

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

George M. Cohan

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

George M. Cohan

Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.

George M. Cohan