What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That's me.
Gemma Collins
You get the wig on, you put the lipstick on, you get the big eyelashes on and that's the GC. It's like Paul O'Grady when he does Lily Savage... But when I'm not working, I don't wear a scrap of makeup.
I honestly think I was put on the Earth to be some sort of prophet.
I'm a massive fan of the dictionary.
I think it's acceptable to eat custard on Sundays.
I think at some point I need an OBE from the Queen as I've entertained the nation during Corona.
I bought myself a bike in isolation and a helmet and I love it. It's built my confidence up because not everyone is confident in exercise.
I believe there are lizards living amongst us. Do these humans who appear to be humans and look like us and act like us, go into the tunnels where their human faces, their human bodies - do they retract back into being lizards when they go into the tunnels?
I'm always surrounded by crazy people, but when I come back to the country I'm into my plants, I love gardening, I love bird watching and I absolutely love nature.
I walk around like I'm a billionaire, I believe in the universe, I never worry about money and that's why money comes to me.
My intuition always guides me to the right place.
Just think Beyonce on ice, honey. That's me.
I see ghosts all the time, all the time.
I'm not apologetic for who I am.
I can remember I lost three and a half stone weight loss. It was painful, it was excruciating, it was hell. I had to exercise eight hours a day. It was very tiring, very exhausting. I came away seeing exercise as punishment.
I am as I am, and I ain't gonna apologise for it.
The reason I know I'm different to other people is I'm awake in the night, like all mythical creatures.
I'm not a presenter - I'm a star.
At the end of the day, there's always going to be younger, prettier girls but I know what I bring to the table.
Dark witches focus on dark magic, black magic and all kinds of horrible things. I don't believe white witches have warts on them either, or pointy noses.
People all want to hug me. They want to touch The GC!
Ever since I was a little girl I've had this affinity to connect with spirits and talk to them.
I would love to have a child. It would be great for me and such a positive message for all the girls out there who don't want to rush their life or their life has taken different a direction, like me who's put their career first.
I like to cook, I like nature, I like to read. I do like to shop, don't get me wrong, every now and then.
I hate heights and I hate every single creepy crawly going.
I am Gemma Collins. I don't have to answer to anyone about my fashion choices.
We did not have a toaster growing up. I never knew what a toaster was, it was only as I got older, we got a toaster.
When I go to the shopping centre, I'm not the GC. I'm just there with my mum.
Agents told me that in the celebrity world, it's love life and weight gain/loss that people are interested in.
I probably felt more beautiful before I went on TV. 'Cos I get so much criticism now.
I feel very in tune with the spiritual world and no one understands it unless you have got that intuition.
People have got to stop fat-shaming and writing bad stuff. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to be around for a long time. Get over the weight thing and look at yourself.
I don't stumble at any hurdle.
I love directing as I've got such a fantastic, a creative mind.
I have a team of cleaners, in case one is off sick or goes on holiday.
I didn't go to uni and although I don't have regrets in my life, I have two nephews and I'd encourage them to go to uni as I don't think you need to grow up too quick.
I take no notice of trolls because my bank balance is growing and growing and growing and growing - they can troll me all they want.
I radiate on a different frequency - or you can call it energy - than most. I vibrate at a different energy force.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with a bit of glam, but do you know what? I'm not bothered about getting a reservation in the latest restaurant.
There's criticism, and there's calling someone a fridge.
I can take the mick out of myself so whatever anyone has got to say about me I still find it funny.
I got offered to do a book yeah, and they said to me, 'Gem, you're so busy, how about we get someone to walk around with you with a dictaphone,' and that's how we did it.
I'm not some beg voiceover. I'm a serious customer.
I've been in gyms before and people have recorded me on their mobile phones and uploaded it on Facebook and said: 'Look at this fat pig,' which has been really traumatic for me to see.
There's nothing better than cornflakes with hot milk. It's my Sunday treat.
Any members of the IIluminati, feel free to come on my podcast. I'm not scared of it, I'd like to know more.
I personally need my own tunnels.
I try not to bring any attention to myself.
I think I'm a witch because I'm very connected to nature.
I'm here for a reason and I think it's to reach out to people - whether that's to give people a little bit of confidence if they're having a terrible day, or to give them advice, or just to make them laugh.
