Smile, it's free therapy.
Douglas Horton
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
Death is the final wake-up call.
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
If food were free, why work?
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
To awake from death is to die in peace.
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
There is no bad in good.
Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Growing old is not growing up.
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
