The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.
Daniel J. Bernstein
I'm an academic. It's publish or perish.
I thank God for not making me a computer scientist.
From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.
In general, the Internet was not designed to accommodate deliberate failures to communicate.
Just because it's automatic doesn't mean it works.
The most important function of a bibliographic entry is to help the reader obtain a copy of the cited work.
I do engineering, not religion.
I won't be satisfied until I've put the entire security industry out of work.
I have discovered that there are two types of command interfaces in the world of computing: good interfaces and user interfaces.