Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Fadiman
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
There are two kinds of writers; the great ones who can give you truths, and the lessor ones, who can only give you themselves.
To feel at home, stay at home.
Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.
Mr. Faulkner, of course, is interested in making your mind rather than your flesh creep.
Gertrude Stein was masterly in making nothing happen very slowly.
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.
He has made a profession out of a business and an art out of a profession.
My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I am more respected in the community, I am stronger, I am more intelligent and I think I am better than he is. I don't want to be a pal, I want to be a father.
I tried to use the questions and answers as an armature on which to build a sculpture of genuine conversation.
My main recollection is of the work I had to do in order to eat.
By the end of high school I was not of course an educated man, but I knew how to try to become one.
As between mileage and experience choose experience.
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
