I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
Cary Grant
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are.
We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we ship it out in cans.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
I improve on misquotation.
My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'
Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.
