Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Brian Celio
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
