I am a Scorpio so I am a little bit crazy.
Brandi Glanville
I love beautiful people.
Just being a model and having been shipped off to Paris at 17, I wish my mom could have been at some of those photo shoots because there are some creepy people out there.
I think the most important thing that you can do when you're newly separated, or just out of a relationship, is put your foot back in the water. Don't be afriad. Get out there. Life is too short!
I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.
I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I'm not an actor or an athlete.
I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look.
Yes, I am very outspoken on Twitter.
Everyone wants to know why my top lip doesn't move... I had laser hair removal on my upper lip, oh gosh, 2009, maybe 2008, and I got a third-degree burn. And my face on the right side doesn't move the way my face on the left side moves. So, that is why.
Unfortunately, my age on Tinder says 28, and we all know I'm not that, but I don't know how to change it! So, every time I match with someone, I have to say, 'You know I'm 46, right?'
I'm a jokester.
Sometimes on-camera friends don't translate into your real life, but not for me.
I thought I was dead inside.
In Beverly Hills, the faster you climb, the harder you fall.
I don't want to be on TV forever.
It's not fun to watch someone that you used to love kind of go down.
But I try to say things that are the truth, and I don't hold back, and sometimes it does get me into trouble.
I love makeup; I love fashion.
All I care about are my children and that they are brought up properly and that they don't try to play their dad and mom against each other because they know we don't get along.
It's incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.
I need to be able to save some money, so I can buy a house.
I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.
I'm always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.
If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.
I have been so cooperative with Eddie and LeAnn for the sake of my children. I even went and signed and notarized a document saying they could take my kids out of the country to Mexico on vacation. I wouldn't want to deprive them of such a great opportunity.
I published my first book, 'Drinking & Tweeting,' when I first started 'Housewives' and was being portrayed as a fun girl who spoke the truth.
I'm always in trouble.
My friends all know this: I'm an open book.
It's not a hard job to be yourself.
The truth of the matter is, when you're on 'Howard Stern,' you feel like you're in his living room talking to him, you don't feel like you're having an interview.
I maybe trust too much.
Unfortunately, I've been burned a lot. So I have my guard up.
I know what having kids is like, and my kids are lovely, conscientious, and amazing.
There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.
But I don't hold grudges.
I've definitely over-filled and I've definitely had some bad Botox where your eyes drop but, y'know, there's no shame in my game.
Yeah, tons... fillers and botox and I've definitely made some mistakes but it's hard to watch yourself get older on television.
I'm not a lesbian and I'm not straight.
Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.
I think my passion is skincare because I've had so many different skin problems that I'm just fascinated by it. I find myself always reading about it.
I'm obsessed with skincare, so I'm trying to get my esthetician's license.
Growing up, we never really had money. If I wanted to get something, I had to go out and get a job.
I'm eating better and I'm drinking less. I'm not freaking out about social media and I'm exercising more. I'm just happy.
Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home. Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream.
I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.
I've met some great men, I've met a lot of not-so-great ones.
I'd rather grow alone with my girlfriends than with someone I'm not in love with.
I wanted to create clothing that I would wear - that I truly want to wear - but which would also fit my active lifestyle.
I want to look feminine, powerful, sexy and bold.
Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children.
