Hi, Billy Mays here for...
Billy Mays
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
Long live your laundry!
I've done well for myself.
My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.
I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.
Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
Life's a pitch, then you buy.
It's important for me to sell a product that works.
I love beautiful wood.
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
The infomercial business has been good to me.
