The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Bennett Cerf
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
