The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate.
Alexis Stewart
If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again... I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.
I'm a better cook and more of a perfectionist than my mother.
Did I get to go to my friends' houses and eat junk food? Sure. And I'm a great cook. And, guess what? There's no prepared food in my house.
A child is your legacy. What better thing can you do in life than put a really good person in the world who's going to make it a better place?
Hugging is not my shtick.
If you're nasty to me in my place of business, I'm going to be really nasty back.
If you want to punish somebody, never talking to them again is a really good method.
I'm very close to my mother, but not a single other person in my family.
I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?
I don't think a lot of women know how much their chances of having a child diminish as they age.
I'm proud to be Martha Stewart's daughter.
